Going sober ? No , more alcohol !

Depends what you value I guess, Apple has set so many terrible precedents for closed systems and walled-gardens.

For 300k I’ll be “excited” over whatever you tell me to be excited about

4chan

Oh good, more Facebook memes.

Yeah, [delightful] that he got [fantastic opportunities for brand partnership] after years.

You want to know why I love dat boi? Dat boi is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not dat boi. Dat boi is completely absurd. It’s a low-res frog on a unicycle, and an arbitrary method for greeting him. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote dat boi did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote dat boi upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Dat boi is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote dat boi, o shit waddup!

That must’ve been a challenging movie to translate. So many puns.

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes after wards

I remember when someone confessed to a murder with one, and after that couldn’t be topped it started to fade away

No, Threads wouldn’t be any different, there’d be a negligable effect on Lemmy. Just insane amounts of FUD going on.

Facebook-tier meme

Spren sbeve

The Onion wrote an amicus brief on why that’s not true.

Its like not being allowed to tell a joke with a straight face

You forgot “Embrace, Extend, Extinguish” Literally every thread about Meta or reddit.