SirBucksworth

Philadelphia Collins ❤️

Yesn‘t

And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

N*ce!

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!

„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“

Gimme your three fiddy!

„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!