Everyone has had that experience as a child where your friends loudly call you to go out for a walk, but your mum says “He won’t go out, he has homework to do!”.

Cute kitten 😻

I only noticed after your comment that the crumbs almost got in the dog’s eye 😅

Dread to stroke such a cat

how lovely!

I hate these captcha. You look at the picture, the edge of the traffic light or the motorcycle goes outside the box. You decide to click on the square where this tiny part of the image is and the message “This is incorrect!”.

Captcha without images from Cloudflare is even more infuriating. The so-called “Connection reliability check” takes quite a long time and this captcha appears often.

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This is Mike aka Austin Powers

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

When, by mistake, in Mastodon, you sent such a photo to everyone instead of sending it only to a friend.

A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you…

Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.

Does Lemmy need political news? This is big shit and news like this is usually just upsetting.

Is it possible to joke about hot dogs with this color?)

I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…

One of the chain stores sells branded shiny sausages. The semolina in the composition gives them shine. Also, when you bite into a sausage, a jelly similar to snot trails behind the piece. As you understand, there is no meat in these sausages (although it is present in the composition).

You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.

I thought people here didn’t like racist jokes