We have two IT guys, one of them is three of these and the other is the fourth. The guy who is all three is actually the anime girl on VR Chat in his spare time :)

Twist: It’s just a blank piece of paper that says, “fuck you” on it.

Don’t do violence

This wasn’t violent. It was calm and deliberate and it really seems like what Brian wanted with how he led his life. Seems like a lot of other CEOs of insurance companies and other hyper predatory industries are likely a bit jealous of Brian getting the result they all seem to be aiming for with their own calm, deliberate actions in life.

Also, the stock went up, so weird that we aren’t really celebrating the boost to shareholder value - again, this was the endeavor that Brian committed his life to. He’d be overjoyed to have made an additional $7million on paper for man also worth $14 billion in family wealth.

Did you think it was easy for Brian to sign the death warrants of tens/hundreds of thousands of people? Through a lot of indirect action and often while enjoying a very lovely omikase sushi lunch with a different chef flown in from Kyoto each day to prepare? No. It wasn’t easy. But you know what, he rolled his sleeves up and he did it, because that’s just the kind of man he was until he was shot in the back of the head.

Hope you all have a good day at work today with your own decisions, remaining CEOs, board members of predatory industries and random billionaires. We know you’ll stay focused on doing the most valuable thing with your time today

Just think about the sad, long life of Janet… This man’s first cousin and long time beard that microwaves his Hormel chili each night.

That narrow-hipped man’s blouse says, “Yeah I suck dicks, but I spits out the cum cuz I ain’t gay brother!!!”

So you see no major and ongoing problems with the leadership of the countries that you’re listing here that would give you pause in fundamentally shifting a world standard to something of their collective design?

Yes. The best projects are proposed by and supported by russia typically. Absolutely nothing glaringly wrong about Russia or its leadership at this point in history. /s

Stay away from open windows, friend.

Putting that trust in Russia, huh? We’ll see how that works out for you…

Save my boy, Jimmy!

🎶 “All these, microscopically small things, worms shaped, like rings, inside, my gut, shoot-ing, from my butt” 🎶

AI “revolutionizes” everyday life…

You: “AI, how do you make pizza?”

AI: [Said confidently] “Use glue”

I’m sure they made $600 million through this breech somehow?

Your powers combined… I am a piece of shit!

Too exhausted to grab images but…

• The amount I spent on college versus the amount that they spent on college

• their pension versus my pension

• cost of their home versus cost of my home

• amount of adults in their household that had to work to support a family versus amount of adults in my household that have to work to support a family

• Their CEO pay gap versus my CEO pay gap

• number of summers where they took a week-long family vacation versus number of summers that I took a week-long family vacation

• cost of a family trip to Disney for them versus no fucking way I could even consider affording that shit, let alone paying an overall subscription for quicker lines and somehow also individual extra charges per ride to get on those rides in less than three hours.

Subscription

Buddy, seems like you’ve been weird longer than just a week…

Sorry, can you summerize your response please? I got to the “r” in “Bro” and then I saw a balloon outside of my window and lost focus…

Yes… Yes we should know… But you see, you haven’t told us? You’ve just said, “YSK”

Someone please tell our friend here about the concept of shrinkflation

So it doesn’t actually work well when you say that the claim without source was debunked… And you also don’t provide source.

Whatchoo talking about, bro?