“We’re hitting the drive thru on the way, we ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread FOR THREE STINKING DAYS!”

I’ve heard this from so many people. I just don’t like it. Why is that so hard to accept?

Nope, hate it. I’ve had it several times from fancy places etc. Hate it

What people want from decade to decade is ever shifting. I don’t think marriage is good in that sense unless you both shift together which is next to impossible. Who I was 10 years ago is not who I am now. I want to be free but nothing I can do about it now

Maccha tastes like an old man’s asshole, and no it’s not stale, it wasn’t made wrong. It just tastes like ass

Reminder that this “Angel” was a deadbeat abusive father, who let his new wife abuse and terrorize his children.

Highly unreported numbers when it comes to female rapists, so your numbers might be skewed

Who even has a house phone anymore? My condo offers it as part of the amenities, I sure as hell don’t want it. Just so telemarketers can harass me daily

Sounds like they’re screwing the loyal fans to make up the cash. Imagine if an independent movie or snap budget film charged $80 a ticket because they have a smaller audience?

If my wife left me, I’d die of an STD from all the strange I’d be banging non stop, every day. And from avoiding any parties with her in them

I guess some thing about it, like a game costs less than a big budget Hollywood movie to make, and Hollywood movie tickets don’t cost $80

“I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did.”

Drake is a pedo

You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

“Well they’re all made up so…” -rickety cricket

Yet you can travel from Russia to Alaska in like 5 hours, so how does Flat earther explain that?

No, you go to Narnia, or whatever other fantasy place you want

Did you find little car too? It’s possible Mr Toad was drunk driving again like in the wind in the Willows

So that’s how pedos are catching kids these days

Communism only works on paper because it assumes that the people in power are going to just happily share everything equally. Humans don’t work that way, we’re selfish, greedy, and will hurt others to get ahead. There is no difference between a capitalist and communist leader. They both live better, eat better, make more money. There’s no equality there