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How about you get off your damn phone and pay attention? It’s actually been green for five whole seconds.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?2·2 days agoAnd I woke my wife up just to put beans in her and she liked it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?1·2 days agoFor me, it’s the beans.
Also, I made beans this morning.
Jurassic Bark
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Types of development illustrated2·5 days agoSomehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Types of development illustrated8·5 days ago“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.
Taco trucks taste better anyway
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This rich California city is losing its mind over a housing projectEnglish5·7 days agoMore housing benefits everyone, though.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This rich California city is losing its mind over a housing projectEnglish29·8 days agoPaywall, but the URL divulges that it’s Menlo Park.
Echoing what the other commenter said, this is a problem throughout Silicon Valley and all the way up the peninsula, and it’s not getting any better. I had to move my family out of there.
I’m “blessed” with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.
I apparently don’t know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.
*She, and all except for Esperanto
That would not stop a cat
But I want to mock it good-naturedly, too.
The point of code is to be read by other humans, not just computers.
The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck
Because of all the garbage
I’m gonna need you to take about 20% off the top there buddy