Arduino and Python to create a sexy machine that syncs up to videos. Oh I also made the sex machine part, like machining metal parts and soldering electronics.

Starburst Jellybeans. My favorite.

Edited. I’m in the US, my ingrained “everything revolves around the USA” kicked in.

Edit for homonyms.

I mean we have all of the codes to their ordinance since we sold it to them

Edit: we = the USA. I don’t agree with it, but the USA sells weapons to everyone. The US has its fingers in every pie.

Just another excuse to raise prices

I wish I could be as handsome when I make my awkward ass smile.

1 sperm is 37.5MB.

Absolutely!!

You mean that thing I set down right there but has somehow transitioned into a different dimension?

You have to tighten the loose one to loosen the tight one. My fingers hurt just looking at it

$355 for a single story is definitely no joke.

There’s science behind why AI can’t draw fingers. It “learns” what hands are, but the variations on what they look like in images are vast. It doesn’t understand the concept of hands, just references to images. Lots of articles explain this much better than me.

They wanted it in the old days too. Now, everyone can hear it.

I think the pig is holding the tortoise back.

Wait, wtf are antbed explosions?

I feel like this should go in c/therightcantmeme, or c/conservativescantmeme. I don’t remember the exact name

I sometimes forget that there are people who haven’t taken a grippy sick vacation.

That’s actually the only positive I see: Gun safety

I love that series!

I read “Hitachi” and was expecting a picture of a washing machine