People are downvoting you, because they fail to see the reference to Tucker Carlson always being mock confused about even very simple things and making that stupid fart-smelling face.

My thought exactly. Arabic numerals imply the decimal system and then people can’t use their grandma’s recipes anymore.

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Terrorism works. Good job!

It’s an ereggtion.

The historical context here is that’s how you cracked eggs in the middle ages, before they had our modern egg-cracking technology. You balanced the egg on the head of a priest or monk and then hit it with a rock. So the excitement comes from the imminent enjoyment of a freshly cracked egg.

Also many birds, especially corvids.

I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to molesting kids.

“Yeah I know what the church did and it doesn’t bother me in the least. If those kids didn’t want to be molested, they shouldn’t have been near priests.”

Or Roxette

Yeah, come to think of it, Trumpers also seemed to enjoy RAtM a lot until they got all political.

I’d also be extremely surprised if there was any, as much as a single (sentient) individual, overlap in the Trump and Guthrie fanbase.

Smoking meats.

I’m the meat chef.

I propose we call this practice “unicorning”.