Given the physics of conservation of mass, he must be shitting a boatload out of view.
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If you take up hockey late in life it’s because you don’t give a puck anymore?
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•Bet you don't know what that metal button on the floor is?English
2·1 month ago'64 Galaxy 500 for me.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I'm thinking about starting a community on Lemmy where 500-1000 word mini-stories will be published, is that a good idea?English
8·2 months agoA long, long time ago, someone asked that very question while sitting in a bait shop eating pizza. Of course there were no computers at the time so the question was about posting personal adds on the local notice board. The consensus was that it was a good idea but the fish monger, who managed the board, was against it. Try as they may the supporters could not convince them to change their mind. Eventually they gave up and decided to find another location for the personal adds. Looking down at the pizza box in front of them they had an idea. Why not put personal adds on the tops of peoples shoes. Then as they shuffled around town looking down as to not make eye contact with others, they would see the personal add. Of course this practice of not looking people in the eye made the need for a space for personal adds all the more urgent. The next problem was how to decide who’s shoes you would attach your add to and how to do it without sneaking into their homes at night. A young delivery clerk reached into their mouth and pulled out a very tired piece of bubble gum he had been chewing to the point it was devoid of flavour and use, except for the fact it was still very sticky. “We could put the notice on the ground and place some gum on it so when someone steps on them both, the notice will become attached to that persons shoe”. Immediately the crowd moaned that you wouldn’t be able to tell who would be the recipient of someones plea for love. The wanted to know how this could be resolved, to which the young clerk responded, “You can hire a gumshoe”.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•EU to scrap planned ban on combustion engines, EPP's Weber saysEnglish
21·2 months agoGovernments have both the ability to punish and reward. I’m simply trying to promote the latter. Now, one thing I loath is using taxpayer funds to help companies make money, so the research and implementation of a better way has to include an equity stake, or outright ownership.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•EU to scrap planned ban on combustion engines, EPP's Weber saysEnglish
25·2 months agoThey’ll change if the profit is to be made elsewhere. Also the threat of liability can help.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•EU to scrap planned ban on combustion engines, EPP's Weber saysEnglish
64·2 months agoIt’s so frustrating to watch these stupid, divisive policies being employed around the world. The need isn’t to seemingly punish those that love a thing, it is to offer an alternative that current methods cannot compete with. All this whole exercise has done is make enemies and caused pushback to the point that we have one step forward and two steps back.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would they dare to regulate (eliminate) part of the population if they no longer need us in the future?English
2·2 months agoI just want to add that I do recognize waste as a problem and something I personally tackle every day and try to influence others to pay attention to. There are many things that need to be done on a much larger scale but without education it would never get support. One of my favourites would be to mandate product warranties.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would they dare to regulate (eliminate) part of the population if they no longer need us in the future?English
11·2 months agoBlaming the 1% is popular right now but not relevant to the impact population has on our world. Mineral extraction, land clearing for food production and the raping of our oceans is not being done for the 1%.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would they dare to regulate (eliminate) part of the population if they no longer need us in the future?English
1·2 months agoThere are absolutely too many people on the planet. It’s not about waste (although that’s part of it) as much as there are limited resources to feed everyone and make all their toys. Now it is possible to feed everyone for some time but we will be doing it while the natural world disappears. Some care, some don’t.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Would they dare to regulate (eliminate) part of the population if they no longer need us in the future?English
43·2 months agoThey are already eliminating part of the population, picking you off one by one. Although it is necessary to reduce population in general, nobody is being honest about it. You are ALL too stupid to bother with at this point.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Anyone have strong opinions about the Riyadh Comedy Festival?English
31·4 months agoChasing a buck is not a crime. If your government places specific sanctions to represent disapproval of a country then it can be. Ultimately there are people that care enough to remember these comedians transgressions and remind the world as appropriate. Chase a buck if you want but every action someone takes can have unforseen consequences. Time will tell.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•US-Russia Grand Bargain Without Europe - Andrey Kortunov, Alexander Mercouris & Glenn DiesenEnglish
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StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
2·11 months agoSmart thinking. All the best in your new life. Germany and europe should be booming for the next few years so hope you can take advantage. Cheers
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
4·11 months agoWhere are you heading, if I may ask. Is this something you’ve been thinking about for a while or just with recent developments? I’m very disappointed that Canada didn’t immediately start publicly inviting STEM people north and spending lots to create openings and programs.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
1·11 months agoThat covers some Chinese departures over a period prior to trumps policies but there are a lot more nationalities to cover and more recently I would expect the number to increase substantially. Thanks for the info though. I’m sure there’s more movement to come.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
1·11 months agoAre they though? I haven’t seen many stories about it but would entirely expect this to be the case. Especially because many are suddenly unemployed.
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
71·11 months agoIf the choice is having them help your “enemy” or subjecting them to personal trauma, which do you think they’ll choose?
StoneyPicton@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.ml•Princeton nuclear physicist, fusion energy expert Liu Chang leaves US for ChinaEnglish
151·11 months agoHow long before they’re not allowed to leave?
Since the lord’s obviously not part of the solution that must make it part of the problem.