Sturgist

If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.

Fucking sadistic bastard…I second this.

Hey doctor, take a look at this big cock!

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Why would I pay £80-£100 for a broken-ass bag of hickory smoked goat anus, when I could pay £15-£45 for a really decent indie offering with a tight, properly thought out game loop, and free content in future updates?