Which honestly comes full circle to the satirical perspective of Op

You can come over for pizza and cable managing if you want. My mom said it’s cool

I always thought it was ironic since it makes him look like the most villianous president

The Very Computer part made me pluck at the hemispheres of my face to insure they hadn’t gone numb

I believe that’s the noble steed

Guess I’m a robot

These scapegoat goalposts on wheels are the most frustrating part. And goddamn if it isn’t the biggest case of resulting I have ever seen.

Or turn on you now that you have a fixed income

I’ve been using Startpage and loving the results mostly. There’s a big section at the top of most searches that bugs me though. It’s like an alternative search query written several different ways, but I have to scroll past it every single search.

“Jimmy Jack McDaniel”

It’s unironically the meme of Donald Glover showing up with pizza and everything is on fire, every time I go on instagram.

That last sentence in particular

All the players need to be amateur at best

Funny part is, if we only bought necessities we wouldn’t encourage this behavior

Give us an alternative to FF and watch me sprint

That’ll happen with growth im sure.

Hit em with that “My Friend Martin”

Dont feel like mining? $.99 will get you a stack of whatever block you need to build a base home!

Don’t feel like crafting? Buy blueprints to the most extravagent of builds! Only $19.99

Yeahhhhhh but at least there’s a fall guy to dunk on. The shadow “investors” looming in the dark hold no accountability and yet demand profits at the cost of everything (usually) good about a game or series

My life got so much better kicking weed. I always knew it was bringing me down, but I never quite realized just how much. Add all the restrictions for jobs to it and it’s just a cocktail for depression.

I’ve come to grips with, “it fits for some, not for me.”