The one that comes to mind is Rutherford and Tendi from Lower Decks. Particularly S4E6 Parth Ferengi’s Heart Place.

Can we include TV shows and music? If so, Jemain Clement.

And Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman.

One side of my brain knows this is correct.

The dog’s bollocks.

Bro on the right is about to snap

Frog and Toad. The specific story is named Cookies.

I am sitting still. Now I am reaching for garlic bread. Nothing acted upon me to prompt that. I am eating the garlic bread. Am I defying the very laws of physics? Yum yum.

Got my kids a bunch of the bluebrix sets before they went out of stock. Shhhh don’t tell them, they’re xmas presents.

High 90s

A very bad word that we’re not even supposed to say on the internet, believe it or not.

Funny story. I know an old Chinese man who has a stutter. When he starts a sentence he often repeats the the the the the before he gets going. It sounds like removed removed removed. So far no one has confronted him but I always worry it will happen some day.

Recently the right column says AI all the way down.

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Silence! I concur.

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!