Got my kids a bunch of the bluebrix sets before they went out of stock. Shhhh don’t tell them, they’re xmas presents.

High 90s

A very bad word that we’re not even supposed to say on the internet, believe it or not.

Funny story. I know an old Chinese man who has a stutter. When he starts a sentence he often repeats the the the the the before he gets going. It sounds like removed removed removed. So far no one has confronted him but I always worry it will happen some day.

Recently the right column says AI all the way down.

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Silence! I concur.

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

Will y’all marry me?

If it works, make all the phones ring

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

This is not correct. We wait until someone else says their name.

Gold pressed latinum

I like this idea of comparing the Soviet Union to the Wii. Like the Wii allows me to play golf in my living room. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

This pic has to be at a UFC event