Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

This is not correct. We wait until someone else says their name.

Gold pressed latinum

I like this idea of comparing the Soviet Union to the Wii. Like the Wii allows me to play golf in my living room. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

This pic has to be at a UFC event

Square child per bullet then?

Yesh, Elvish Preshtly

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

Yes but it doesn’t stand for original poster.

This flute’s not big enough for the 2 of us

Its object oriented programming. The object is to get investors $$$

Now I finally understand the naming conventions at Ikea

That totally leads to Narnia

Wasn’t considering it from the hooker’s point of view.

I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities

So, hotdogs?