Merry ChristmaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!

I am the pizza delivery boy.

Yeah there was a correction but not one big enough to not call America gilded. The civil rights movement was a step forward but not everyone took that step willingly and some harbored resentment.

That’s what gilded means. It’s fake. Looks nice on the surface then you see the details.

The gilded age never ended we just stopped calling it that

Everyone thought I was left handed until I started playing baseball. I couldn’t swing the bat right or throw the ball at all. It just felt and looked completely unnatural. Then a coach suggested throwing with my right hand and it was clearly obvious my body was fuckin weird

That’s just one thing on the list of many that make me one of the weirdest guys in the room at all times.

I’d end up hitting them with the food and punching myself in the face.

I’m gonna rant for a second here if that’s alright.

FUCK being mixed handed. I’m not right or left handed but I’m not ambidextrous either. I’m what’s called cross dominant and it’s a huge pain in the ass all the time.

Cross dominance is when you don’t use one hand for everything but can’t use both hands for everything. I write with my left hand but throw with my right. I eat with my left hand but punch with my right. That’s not the main issue though. The main issue is I cannot use both my hands at the same time without them running into each other because they both have different instincts. If I were to try to use both hands to put something together I’m likely to end up yeeting whatever it is across the room because my hands got confused and one did the right thing while the other had a fuckin stroke and thought that the necessary thing to do is just fully extend and smack whatever I’m working on.

It’s a small thing that I generally don’t bring up because it’s not that big of a deal and I’ve adapted to only using one hand at a time but it’s still infuriating.

Rant over.

This is me with cooking. My chef will regularly ask me how much of each ingredient I used in a particular dish I created and every time I’m just like “dude I just kept throwing shit in until it tasted right”

Don’t get me wrong if you give me a recipe I’ll follow it to the letter, but if I’m making something on the fly there’s not a single thought about measurements.

I knew I got the details wrong. Thanks for the correction!

Even though I completely misunderstood what that person was asking about lmao

Look up Guy Fawkes. I don’t remember all the details but I think he was some French guy who got executed for something.

Unless you’re talking about that specific person wearing that outfit in which case he’s from the movie V for Vendetta with Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving.

Edit: I don’t know how to read.

Until they’re attempting to overthrow their govt in order to stop all this then they might as well be complicit.

Or finding a dead body

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

If only that were true.

Happy Chrysler

You can always put on more clothes.

You can only get so naked.

The best part is the people who peddled this program knew it was having the complete opposite result as intended and still chose to push it across the country.

Ngl I thought all the stars were the eyes of black cats at first