Sex. They’re all for sex.

Wait… What? Why? What?

Why is dude bare handed touching my ice cream?

Just like a Google search, I don’t even want it now.

You mean your cheese slices don’t have more than 4 points?

Will they bag groceries into reusable bags, or are you using plastic bags?

Team Mammal. Y’all are just a bunch of homers.

Yes, only American military veterans did bad things.

Didn’t check the instance I was on. My bad. I’ll let y’all get back to it.

This is the best advice for dealing with zoomers.

Hmm…better put some eyebrows on em. Big, bushy ones.

On the Sword Coast, I’m becoming a light cleric so fast.

You can have both.

What was the last big awful thing that wiped out entire populations?

Democrats so afraid of being wrong they don’t even try to do what’s right.

Cool, more moon litter. Will it end up like the path to the summit of Everest, we have to place signs telling the billionaires to please clean up after themselves?

Hamberder salad.

Bro. Citation needed.

Like activated almonds.

Designed?

You know that product pitch, “if you sell just one to every person in the world you’ll be a millionaire.” Well, Uber eats is a similar approach, but they can sell a lot of food deliveries until the food arrives cold or it’s the wrong order or the myriad problems food deliveries encounter.

OP never heard of bagel bites.