I’m sorry but tge fact that we can’t even say “Fuck Christmas” is part of the problem. toxic positivity is baked into the holiday. it adds pressure to an already dark time

historically the holiday was about banding together through the darkest part of winter, so you are definitely speaking from a place of tradition, but…

we’re allowed to feel differently from the culturally accepted way of thinking about this holiday, even if we all enjoy it. fuck christmas.

I mean it’s absolutely nuts how many people this building holds. I’m guessing that the majority of towns across the majority of the US land area have populations smaller than this one building. Probably likewise throughout most of Europe. The population density of this building is crazy. 115/km^2 (apparently the building is 260km^2)

why do they hate us?!

man I’m on fiber now, it’s so nice to have 400Mbps uploads. wish this isp served a little bit more broadly

yeah i never even heard of these! they weren’t even presented as options until i did some digging. yay. prob gonna do brightspeed cuz glofiber website is ass lol

What makes you think the workers downstream from him are not among the starving and homeless?

What makes you think a system where workers are fairly compensated would not also be a better system for food/housing security?

I’m assuming this isn’t a dumb comment and just a fun thought exercise.

Damn, it seems they only have 5G available.

Guess I’m doing Xfinity! yay… i really enjoyed having a choice of ISP in my old address. it’s really gonna fucking suck going back to random power outages with no explanation and constant disconnects.

Xfinity, because fuck you!

who the fuck is he and why does everyone know him by face?

i feel morally superior to all of yall who are star gazing all the time, fuck, why do you all know who he is

hey stranger unrelated fun fact you might enjoy: did you know swans can be gay?

oh fuck you.

as if small cities weren’t all over the global south…

snow land is better than swamp land. try it out and stay a lifetime

this is just stupid… socialism wont work because online moderation is hard?? sigh… so tedious

yep… with everything going on in life, globally and personally, I really can’t think of anything i give fewer fucks about than lemmy in-fighting

grow the fuck up

Isn’t that how the Nazi camps turned into death camps? Originally they were just saying to deport the jews, take back the country, blah blah, and then they realized how absolutely brutal it is to forcibly migrate millions of people so they turned to labor and executing the excess. Await a fact-check from a better informed WW2 scholar than me though

the right to “kill babies” is probably what you’re fishing for us to say, right? very clever.

or maybe the way he campaigned on “you wont need to vote anymore”?

Definitely thought this was a statement on Amish Pennsylvania at first… cuz that’s just how markets look like there lol

Oh okay! And I see your edit that Bob is the portal, yeah I did not pick up on that one from the script alone. Great dialog on second pass though! Very believable, Tarantino levels of mundane.

I dont care

what the heck is a dimensional portal in your real world example