She reads memory all the time

Gone. Don’t you know the phrase don’t throw the rice water away with the baby?

This says more about cubicles than open offices.

(I need electronics lab space, if they ever take that away, I will need to run some long running tests that make disrupting noise until they change their mind back.)

touch ~/avocado ?

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

The guy who was using my name to make code submissions 2-3 years prior.

Better than many, mediocre.

With my coworkers I’ve got a strange ability to pick up any language that tastes like c, and get stuff done. I’m sure I’ve confused our c# guys when I make a change to their code and ask for a code review, because I’ll chase down quality of life improvements for myself. (Generally, I will make the change and ask if I have any unintended side effects, because in an MCU, I know what all my side effects are, multi threaded application?, not at all)

Edit: coming from a firmware view, I’ve made enough mistakes to realize when order of operations will stab me, when a branch is bad because that pipeline hit will hurt, and I still get & vs && wrong more often than I would like to admit.

Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)

What, you don’t have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

So you’re saying my Dr Robotnik Lawnmower is bad for hedgehogs? What about foxes, or echidnas?

But when it’s cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

If the warnings go under 100, something is wrong.

Some meetings dip into negative productivity.

I see that unmovable file at the tail

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

I didn’t know why, but *++p bugs me

I’ve tried to make documentation, it got nuked while I was away, now I hide it all in the source code as doxygen mark-up.

I’m now the “expert” on doxygen.