Yeah this is the actual solution. With that said, I would be fucking stoked if I showed up to a friends house and they showered me with 100 beers.

When I was a teen I asked my religious homophobic grandma if animals dont have rational thought but can still be gay, how did they “choose” to be gay? Her response? Gay penguins dont have souls so it doesnt count.

Self checkout is a great place to sneak your 10 dollar parmesan in to the 2 dollar head of lettuce

bro, they should be sending me metric drill bits instead. Those fucking drywall anchors they send are always in metric and I can never find my metric drill set.

Yard yard

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

Yeah but i mean aliens could be out there having a great time. Hell, some humans are skydiving right now… possibly in to a Mayan temple!

Together ape strong

Its not just pac-man any more these days

Adblocker FTW. Also im pretty sure ads dont pay shit without clickthrough. God the current financialisation of the web sucks ass.

If the “jump to recipe” button doesnt work or doesnt exist, Im out.

Say its “just” about a girl climbing a mountain is disingenuous. Its a metaphor man.

dear god

Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.

Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭

Bro its not luck theyre hacking.

Raw onion on a deli sandwich is great, but maybe not quite so much…

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

You don’t want a used GPU that’s been running overclocked for years on end bro.

Choking someone is not that far from killing them; the intent is definitely there

put literally anything on a pizza and watch me continue to live my life unencumbered. Italians are too wrapped up in a national identity of tut-tutting other countries that change their precious recipes.