Yeah but i mean aliens could be out there having a great time. Hell, some humans are skydiving right now… possibly in to a Mayan temple!

Together ape strong

Its not just pac-man any more these days

Adblocker FTW. Also im pretty sure ads dont pay shit without clickthrough. God the current financialisation of the web sucks ass.

If the “jump to recipe” button doesnt work or doesnt exist, Im out.

Say its “just” about a girl climbing a mountain is disingenuous. Its a metaphor man.

dear god

Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.

Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭

Bro its not luck theyre hacking.

Raw onion on a deli sandwich is great, but maybe not quite so much…

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

You don’t want a used GPU that’s been running overclocked for years on end bro.

Choking someone is not that far from killing them; the intent is definitely there

put literally anything on a pizza and watch me continue to live my life unencumbered. Italians are too wrapped up in a national identity of tut-tutting other countries that change their precious recipes.

Bought a 4070 super for 600. They have come down a lot

I like the one “Shit stains in the toilet bowl. Will piss them off later”

you know I do wonder if, out there, all those right-wing instances that we’re de-federated with are sharing this same meme but in reverse…

Disney; just know that if I die because of you my Wife has strict instructions to mail my burning corpse to Bob Iger’s home address. We will not see you in court.

Ladies and gentlemen: The Future.

Wild stuff.