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I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.

And Interview with the Vampire was fanfic based on a cross between Blacula and the David Frost interview of Richard Nixon…

It’s even worse than that - Twilight was originally fanfic for Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles series, so it’s all just Lestat with a fake mustache and sparkles.

North Korea just prints their own money!

Why you little…

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my meme. Prepare to die.

I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.

That right there is the root of the overall problems we’re seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.

When you pay your money, you’re not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.

The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, my husband is alive and well in “Costa Rica”

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I mean, to Twitter employees he’s already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin Twitter? Right? I mean, Sabre X? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down in Tallahassee Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?

https://youtu.be/mTVVuXn9hoo

And let us not forget the Quake soundtrack by Trent Reznor

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I didn’t block you from making the joke. That’s censorship.

No, you don’t have the power/ability to censor, so you’re doing the only thing you can, which is attempting to stifle speech that you (incorrectly) think is counter to your own beliefs, in true right-wing style.

Congratulations! You’ve become the thing you say you’re fighting against!

The downvotes only validate I’m right

You’re not Galileo. To quote Carl Sagan:

“They laughed at Gallileo. They also laughed at Bozo the clown.”

MEGA: Make Euler Great Again

This is excellent recycling of the cringe original

The best Andy improv (in my opinion)

And ingesters of colloidal silver

Justified and Tears of the Kingdom.

Link Givens wears a cowboy hat and shoots degenerates in the employ of Boyd “Demon” Crowder in Hyrule county.