Louisiana: [bursts through the door Kramer-style holding several handles of rum and bourbon]

Oh my goodness… my job requires me to work with a team on some fairly industry specialized software (steaming and broadcast television); the way my coworkers have their shit set up is so weird. It’s like we are all speaking the same language, but with wildly different dialects.

College program in 06, seasonal transportation car member for two years after that.

Traditions! That’s what it’s called! Couldn’t for the life of me remember.

Where’d you work? I was a monorail pilot down in Orlando.

Sorry, was drunk when writing that. Meant it to be implied that this is what companies tell their employees about why they do it.

There’s all these iconic photos of Walt Disney where he’s pointing at stuff with a two finger point. I’ve heard that some within the company say that this is the example by which their resort employees always use the two finger point to direct guests.

In reality, he was holding a cigarette and the photos have been airbrushed. He died of lung cancer in 1966. Pointing with two fingers is just seen (kind of universally across cultures) as being non-accusatory. Like, say you saw someone talking to someone else and you cannot hear them (or it’s in a language you don’t understand); they’re pointing with one finger in your direction, you may be inclined to think they’re talking about you. If they’re using the two finger point, you’re less likely to think that… it’s the same for airliner flight crew.

Naive libertarian.

But you repeat yourself.

It feels like a part of that deregulation politicians keep going on about. Deregulation ruined the airlines and now they’re ruining our buttholes… when is enough enough?

Lol at the idea of gendered buttholes… like a dude burning down a California town celebrating his butthole’s gender reveal.

Awe… I like Arby’s. Their curly fries are easily on my top 10 best fastfood fries.