The Uber App on my phone is 1 GB!
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TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Specifying file pathsEnglish5·5 months agoAt least they’re not saying backslash
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's not meant to beEnglish331·6 months agoAnd the only thing wrong was a missing bracket.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Gotta learn itEnglish12·6 months agoBut what about script java?
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•the amount of slop saying "wait till the end" is too damn highEnglish251·7 months agoBetteridge’s law of headlines supports you.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The enshitification of Meetup.comEnglish12·7 months agoAs a participant, if there are over a certain number of participants it tells me I have to pay to see the rest.
TBH it’s been going downhill for the last couple years since they made groups pay a yearly (I think) fee. There used to be all kinds of fun free groups but it’s slowly becoming only sponsored groups or pay to attend meetups.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The enshitification of Meetup.comEnglish35·7 months agoThey already made it so you have to pay for meetup+ to see meeting attendees or message anyone but the organizer.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxingEnglish7·10 months agoDid they not know that word can generate very convoluted HTML for them?
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•What are the best books?English2·11 months agoMy library estimates I’ll be able to read it in 7 weeks, so thanks for the future surprise I’ll forget about until then.
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TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Start ups when that VC funding kicks inEnglish17·1 year agoFoosball specifically refers to the tabletop game in America.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Got no time to codeEnglish3·1 year agoYou get paid for overtime?
I basically need to stick this xkcd chart next to my computer or I’ll spend days creating something that saves me minutes per years.
Although sometimes it’s fun to automate things just for the hell of it.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•After all, Why shouldn't i use Excel as my database?English4·1 year agoIt’s normal on Qobuz too.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobsEnglish5·1 year agoI like the title only because I got a degree in computer engineering and passed the fundamentals of electrical engineering exam. I definitely don’t do any engineering but it makes me feel like my degree wasn’t a waste.
Edit: also that was an 8 hour test that I really took for no reason.
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•This is painfully trueEnglish34·1 year agoAnd you are asked to add more fields and buttons, but the interface was made in a very old version of visual studio and it breaks something every time you open it up in the editor.
I’ve had that happen, the logging statements stopped a race condition. After I removed them it came back…
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•GTA 5 Java Coffee shopEnglish1·1 year agoBancon and bread are both 2?
TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429English1·1 year agoI was hoping one would be nae nae
They also underestimated how lazy people are. Personally I will never use a self checkout if a have a bunch of produce (which is most trips to the grocery store). I can’t be bothered to slowly look up each item in their database.