That’s what I got, but i am a simple caveman living in a computer money world.

https://www.remoterocketship.com/

https://www.remotejobs.io/

Surprise motherfucker!

Ask your AI to summarize it for you. This is how we live now.

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I get 2nd hand embarrassment for everyone making/watching the show every time I remember young Sheldon exists.

You are a champion. Thank you for your community service. No sarcasm.

o7

If they wanted a good deal, they should have stayed at home and drank alone in the basement. Works for me.

Can we use a hotdogs to make a bridge between the two hamburger castles?

Inflatable bumpers that can be activated during emergency maneuvers to keep planes on deck.

Please donate my billion dollar idea profits to lemmy in my name. Thanks.

Maybe we should stop FUCKING AROUND if we dont want to find out?

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I hate the random cable drawer, but I’m always pulling shit out of it cause I need something in there.

I do have one but it is because I’m lazy and dont go through my shit. I am not responsible.

There are some true believers, but everyone else is posting with a gun named poverty pointing at the back of their heads. Don’t forget to smile while you suffer!

I came in to comment about Truth Social or voat when it was active. You’ve convinced me I’m wrong because many people are forced to use LinkedIn. No consent given. That’s the winning quality in this competition.

Full flavored genocide! Now scholar approved!

Democrats will happily disarm everyone and hand the keys to the nation to the Republicans. The recent exhaltation of David Hogg in the party is proof. Not even January 6th 2021 will change their minds, they will never stop on their anti gun crusade.

The justice system is not meant to protect us as we can all plainly see. We are on our own.