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Interesting, so to escape the Texan jungles I’ll have to change the transmission before Gustav gets back.

I do get the option to kill Gustav when he arrives, but it’ll become very hard to work on the transmission and escape with a busted wrist… I’m not sure if I’ll survive tbh, I struggle to change a bulb, let alone blow a croc/gator’s brains out, let alone change a transmission.

I think you’re cool :)

I may be heavily biased as a user of Ubuntu, but shhh

Shrek 5

No :(

Class: Landlord

Sub-class: Property Steward

I’m interested!!! I’m SUPER interested!!!

Lol no, I don’t recall why we needed to look at her account. Probably plotting rent? It was ages ago now.

Simultaneously the worst and funniest thing I’ve ever seen - got together with my now ex and she opens up her laptop to show me her bank statement. I look over and I see IN REAL TIME all of the English text convert into wingdings.

“No don’t change it, its really funny; I like it!!!” I bet, super funny - but it’s your friggin’ bank account! Who knows what else it’s doing besides being a bit silly?

I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Where’s my little broodling? 🥺

People in various pockets of society? My sister would be one of them.

Pocket sand, you’ve been upgraded to pocket cinnamon

Hydroponics and the accessibility to it makes things even easier. On demand veggie snacks, right in my room? Yes please.

The statute of limitations has expired and no cruelty charges have been brought, so Animal Outlook is now releasing its findings to the public.

According to the state, this is indeed fine. Wonderful.

Bro this isn’t about veganism, I love the taste of bacon too. What I read in that article is absolutely fucked. A small quote:

Male piglets at the farm have their tails cut off and testicles ripped out by hand without anesthesia or pain relief, both standard practices in the industry. The investigator filmed employees tossing the testicles at each other and at a wall that was covered in them.

Hit me with my 6th cup of the day, Chief.

With Skyrim she is imortallized… Installs thousands of nsfw mods

that rocks

Spitting facts. That’s why every time they try to cram me in that “System” I act like a good well meaning person. It’s such a potent ruse that they come to realize I’ll never conform into a prisoner and they kick me out early!! Everytime!

Unfortunately they always forget and try to cram me back in there…