Offer grandma to go halfsies on the household chores if you can move in with her?

Bird strike took out the landing gear?

For those out of the loop: What is going on in South Korea? Asking for a friend.

A lot of people have raccoons. Mostly not on purpose.

Yeah, because that worked so incredibly well in the past. Just look what a great time the Tibetans had. How Hong Kong is flourishing. Tell me more about Chinas great track record when it comes to honouring it’s regions independence.