At least make the shot count.

My buddy with the fedora is really just looking for friendship first. He has a lot of female friends. Saw a girl with a cool shirt, brought it up, and they spent the hour talking and pretty sure they’re doing coffee dates now and moving into something more.

Where my brother who is a gym rat goes around asking literally every woman under the sun if they want to have dinner. I watched him go up to the bartender, ask her out, get rejected, then while walking to the bathroom, get rejected by a girl waiting in line in the bathroom. He calls it a numbers game and is oblivious of how he sees women. Also yuck when he asked out the bartender.

Sorry, I’m not letting go of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Yu-Gi-Oh before hoes.

(Joking. I’m married and we both sacrificed some things in our 15+ years of a relationship)

THERES NOTHING MORE STRAIGHT THAN BEING THE ALPHA MALE IN A SEA OF OTHER MALES.

DOMINATE THE WEAKER MALES.

MAKE THEM KNOW THEIR PLACE.

DO NOT THINK ABOUT THEIR TINIER, INFERIOR PENISES OR THEIR CUTE LITTLE BUTTS.

FOR YOU, YOU ARE THE MOST ALPHA OF ALPHAS.