Lego bricks at night on a patterned carpet…

Where possible, its nice to leave something. It’s not nice to expect or demand it.

No one should expect to inherit anything when their loved ones die.

The worst people are those that are too lazy to build something on their own, but sit around praying for their parents death so they can inherited and live an easy life.

5th wave started strong with a bit of promise, then quickly degenerated into a hot steaming turd.

Edge of tomorrow is awesome. When he gets squished rolling under the truck and Bill Paxton asks “What were you thinking numbnuts?”

I’m Brian and so is my wife!

“the Joker was a psychopathic murderer”

So a CEO then.

Did his actions breach the rules in place for issuing pardons?

Especially when control of mass media is consolidated into only a few people.

Abused his power?

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

Good on you dude. I have some friends who sit around all day, gulping down 40oz sodas, wondering why they puff going up one set of stairs.

Put the liquid candy down, unglued yourself from the couch and get out into the world.

Life goes by too fast to be vegetating at home all day.

Just thinking; maybe if people stop trying to get rid of political target and instead started target billionaires, then maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place for everyone.

Just thinking.

The /s at the end?

Ooooh yeah!

And now the times are changin’,

Look at everything that’s come and gone,

Sometimes when I play that old six-string,

I think about you, wonder what went wrong