Pimento olives. The parsley of shit mid-20th century American “food”.

Don’t quit your day job.

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

That’s a real verbose way to tell me you’re mad.

Their intellectuall equivalent counts, too.

K.

I don’t take advice from people who need to be home before the street lights turn on.

Grow the fuck up.

Aspiring to more? Motherfucker, how do expect to do that waxing poetic about ruts and calling everyone who doesn’t buy your im14andthisisdeep rhetoric cattle? Young adult, indeed.

Here’s a hint: a stack of certifications is going is going to do you more good than some ego-trip pipe dream about single-handedly bucking the system. Save that Crimethinc reality-dodging bullshit for the rest of the trustsfarian lifestylists.

BTW, I’m a libertarian socialist and a member of the DSA and IWW. Ancaps can kiss my dick.

Yeah, they come with a spatula and a mop.

Tell me you’re divorced from the reality of a late-stage capitalist society without telling me, bro.

Hitler and Himmler believed in “World Ice Theory” which was put forth by some German crackpot who stated the base matter of all reality was ice.

Yes, but can I dance to it?

Or maybe they just grok things more effectively via verbal instruction and visual aids?

This is a good way to make certain that I only show up to your funeral to make sure you’re dead.

1. Those are called tankies and nobody likes them. Especially those of us on the left.

2. “Marginalizing the majority”. Yeah, because white Americans are so marginalized with their hegemonic control over the state and capital.

3. Oh, no! The economy is tanking because Juan from Chiapas got a job picking oranges for a Dole contractor in California for less than federal minimum wage because his shitbird boss pays him under the table. Do you know how fucking stupid that sounds?

No, there is no world outside of politics. The personal is political. Choosing to associate with ignorant bigots says more about your values than any half-cocked appeal to moderation.

Those mental gymnastics you perform daily to justify being friends with hateful morons must be twice as exhausting.

I love telling transphobes that they’re only mad because the ladies’ dick’s are bigger than theirs.

Have you ever considered that your buddy just might be a fucking idiot?

Reminds me of this dipshit I saw in a Starbucks once wearing one of those anti-welfare t shirts. He spent a good 20 minutes bragging to this poor young woman working the counter about how hard of a worker he is and that people on welfare are parasites.

When she asked him what he did, he sheepishly responded that he did a few hours a week of per diem work at UPS. She just rolled her eyes and asked him if he needed anything in that “buy something or get fuck out” tone.

After he left, she started talking to another employee about how much of a tool he was. The other coworker responded that he pulls this goofy anti-welfare ranting shit to try and impress new girls and that he actually lives with his parents and collects state aid himself.

“I’m protesting American oligarchs and the surveillance state by willingly giving my personal data to Chinese oligarchs and the surveillance state. Lol, get rekt. I am very smart.”

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