Canada is looking pretty good right about now.

– Terrified American Citizen

Same reason they leave all their garbage in movie theaters

I guess they finally got tired of cleaning up the mess people left behind when they had to throw away their drinks.

I love it when a plan comes together

This looks like a step in the wrong direction.

I see what you did there

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And then freaking out that you most likely forgot something important

Glad it all worked out in the end

Shake ‘n Bake!

Political leaders with no soul, you say? Who knew?

And it has to be in the form of gift cards. No cash or check.

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

That’s a lot of real estate! We’ll give you a discount if you just wrap your belly with these other ads.

That seems way better than sitting on your sibling until they relinquish the remote!

It was either that or Hungry Hungry Hippos

Ooorr… vscode with vim extensions/keyboard mappings. :)

Man, sorry to hear about that. Good to see you made it to the other side :)

I’m in the same boat! My kid is in his 20s and on his own, wife and I are like, “Oh yeah, this is why we got married. Remember when we used to…?” :)