When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend’s on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn’t come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger’s house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.

The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

Now do WilFred Flintstone

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

There weren’t enough tik toks in the article

You idiot, that’s not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80’s called ‘Star Search’. I’d recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker’s first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared

Those characters aren’t from Star Wars. They are from Stargate. Easy to see how you might confuse them.

I can quit whenever I like. I just don’t want to eyes shifting nervously

Most prisons are actually hooked up to the public grid, so the powerhouse of the cell is the same source as your house.