UH - OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

There’s a frood who doesn’t know where his towel is.

I don’t see 3DO or Jaguar there.

Apple has always been an excellent example of how not to design a UI.

There was never a plan. The most powerful country on Earth is being run by absolute morons.

TL;DR: “both sides hurr durr”

it’s Civil War.

Unless there’s something better on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAwJlD-m_hE

Is this Garfield Breast Reduction?

Yeah but it’s horribly mismanaged.

Less than half of what I hoped for.

Fork and defederate.

That article has all the hallmarks of AI-generated slop.

If by “alright” you mean in a similar position to the one they occupied from 1945-2016, they’ll never be alright. That situation was the result of a very specific set of circumstances (being the only major power left standing after World War II) and maintained through inertia. Once that inertia’s gone, it’s not coming back.

How high was the Dow?

“Your honor, my client stands accused of falsely arresting an innocent man twice. However, the record clearly shows that he, in fact, arrested him three times. My client is therefore innocent and I move to have all charges dismissed.”

And myaxe.

Like if the people who handled the Prince of Persia movie did a Yakuza movie?

They aced the cognitive test.

A large microcontinent the size of a small microcontinent.