“BAM!” In the comic looks like “8AM!”

But can the robot bullshit the pm during standup as well as I can?

This is what it looks like when I’m working on Jenkin files.

I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!

Look no further https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-instruction_set_computer

I’ve been using Dvorak for over 15 years. There are dozens of us!

I use dvorak full time, but I can’t touch type on qwerty. I do get strange looks at work when I have to hunt and peck at the lab computers qwerty keyboards.

Beans

because