When you’re an R-strategy being in a K-selection environment. 😔

I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye

I’m just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

First time with one of these? They are pretty cool, yeah

Is this a Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell reference? https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jonathan_Strange_and_Mr._Norrell

Oh I see it now. I’m just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow

What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

I’m pretty sure they have other, worse reasons.

I also chuckled.