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Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.

You should go do stuff worth remembering. That’s why I had sex with your mother.

It’s actually 2 specific Germans

Slumber Hulk (2004)

My god it’s crushing me tangled around my body like countless chains black seas split by moonlit spires holding my eyes open I’m so tired

This has genuinely happened to me

9/11 was significant global news…

Chester!?

Huh. Pokemon GO uses the accuweather API. I wonder if they’ll start paying or if they’ll jump ship.

Careful with the dog

Lol glad someone else had this thought. I get that people hate reddit here but this post is inane.

The formatting of the meme lends itself to an interpretation that the listener is somehow being conned.

…are the “few dozen” songs the top 40…?

It was always Sonic for me

My parents weren’t abusive but I still learned all of these except ‘manipulate to calm down’…

This hurts my heart, because this is one of the most beautiful scenes in cinematic history