I have all of these at home! I’ll take slackware 7 on a thrift store thinkpad please. I imagine that pill is probably beige.

You forgot the Ballmer Peak code from the 00’s

Their whole thing is that they don’t want to care about it, so if you get to the hill and there’s no space, you’re SOL.

The very minor and nitpicky problem is that if you want JSON just use JSON. there’s still a place in the world for human readable/ editable configs that don’t require linters to be run on them after. (Current TOML is fine, I like it).

“But step-brother, I am wearing a cup”

(⁠ʘ⁠言⁠ʘ⁠╬⁠)

It’s even more fucked up when you take the context into account. This article is making sidelong references to the movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Baby_(1978_film) which was based on a true story of child rape and exploitation. So this “article” takes that context and I guess sides with the monsters? fucking hell.

well now I can’t unsee it. Damn you!

🎶 An old man sits collecting Packs on his roommates ex’s forgotten Mac…he saves what others throw away 🎶

You will have had to have been there, I guess.

In Spanish that last one says “and you are heart”, which I guess you could romantically interpret as “You’re my heart”.

I want my robot hand to grant wishes.

oh an entropy generator, how quaint.

Just in time for the age of deployment.

some people like to party.

Adding a binary package host allows Portage to install cryptographically signed, compiled packages. In many cases, adding a binary package host will greatly decrease the mean time to package installation and adds much benefit when running Gentoo on older, slower, or low power systems.

Yes, but because the Internet’s power was so concentrated in one place, any hacker that accessed it was granted superpowers like having code projected onto your face, being digitized into an actual computer, or global annihilation.

I tried Mint this weekend. Steam was broken out of the box, when it works flawlessly on Ubuntu and Manjaro on the same hardware.