That time I started a new job and my first task was “fix bash”…and then I discovered a multi megabyte monstrosity called “bash.sh”

If ever there was a time to try and grift the US out of a few trillion, now is the time. You can’t blame her for taking advantage of the greatest opportunity for scammers in a century.

You could add a scroll wheel on the screen that you drag to scroll, and let the user set the gear ratio via a similar mechanism.

He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.

Officially it’s the united states of the Gulf of America of Mexico, but we just call it Fucked, for short.

you can also drive to the ocean.

He looked so happy before his family forced him to take on the family responsibility of stewarding Gondor.

“Be like me I never graduated college and I’m doing fine!”

:: a pelican drops dead in his driveway, throat pouch filled with $20,000 dollars ::

“Oh that happens about once a week, nothing to do with my success though”

This is central plot premise of Neuromancer.

Those who know

History of software design would be an AMAZING course.

the saddest episode of AWSatar: the last route mangler

Pernicious Muffler?

The Past

You fool, I expected you to expect to prepare for war!

:: dies of gunshot ::

yeah leave the kid alone, he’s just all-boned.