Believe it or not, things can exist independently of Marx having described them.

Greed is never satisfied?

That’s a great take. I never considered that the ring’s machinations essentially led to its own destruction.

If people could buy housing without needing to borrow money, the world would be a much better place.

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That’s just how cars handled in the(19)70’s. The handling made me laugh because it’s accurate!

The US is when you’ve dominated the map militarily, neuter the other civs instead of sacking them, and then spend the rest of the game uncontested getting the cultural victory for the lulz.

I’m convinced the answer is “Israel absolutely has nukes and will use them if we stop providing them conventional arms”

But the real answer is probably as mundane as “They are the core of US power projection and intelligence gathering in the middle east, and we really don’t want to lose that level of influence in the region”.

Replace parrot with ChatGPT and it stops being funny and starts being relatable.

Had a director one who would start meetings with “Let’s get the worst news done first”.

On the occasion when there was no good news he’d say “Good news is we get to try again”

I miss that guy sometimes.

Sure, but a change in behavior can make the latter half of those years a lot more enjoyable. I used to work with nurses and the stories they’d tell of 30/40 somethings living like invalids visiting dialysis clinics three to five times a week is heartbreaking.

even just a heap of “Italian seasoning” thrown in there makes a passable sauce. A can of crushed tomatoes and a can of tomato paste and a handful of Italian seasoning (with salt to taste) and you’ve got a decent college-kid budget sauce.

Just gotta figure out how to turn their proboscis inside out with gene editing, make that an oral med, put it in a “supplement”, and get marketing to sell it to them as a dick enhancer.

Make sure to label it “HOMEOPATHIC” and the government will leave you alone.

Exactly. This asshole wants people to stop yelling at them for “just wanting a fiscal conservative” in office. (The guy in the pic, not OP)

Try contracting in your spare time to get some variety.

Try contracting full time If you want to fast forward to that next life.

This is how you get Isekai’s to the peanut farmer world.

What if the character was canonically an 80 year old Joe Dirt?