I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

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Why would I stop?

I could be mistaken, but I think he says, “Yeah. It was neat.”

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

Yeah, like JavaScript

Are you telling me you wouldn’t kill 20 people for a guaranteed drop?

This whole thing has a very “Welcome to Nightvale” vibe to it.

The one on the left looks like it’s considering mugging them…

I wouldn’t have thought so either, but I bet there is a lot of spill over from Trump > Elon and a lot of Trump supporters are religious nut jobs.

Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.

80% seems really low

Fireflies - Owl City

Good boy 😁

Last company I worked at used Typescript, but used any for everything… I have no idea why. I never got an actual answer.

*two large diet cokes

Didn’t think to dot the “i” huh?

If someone asks about it, just start to say “Oh, he’s right-” then just stare at the fence for a moment before looking worried and quickly removing the sign and locking your door.

The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

You’re not. Jetbrains users are just a lot more vocal. It’s like vegans or people who vape. They will let you know 😉

Liar.