All the elves have giant, hairy feet.

Correct.

Depressed tardi-pepper.

Hooded intellectual: “YBC ChipStar”

(Japanese Pringles)

“Take the shot, Carter!”

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

“She’s on the roof.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcKKTR0Sg7k

That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.

starts copy and pasting links bookmarked since the 1990s

I want you to know, little one, I take no joy in doing this.

“And the last of MY boilers!”

They both have the same expression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4vVGG_FcvY

(I love candy corn, but I also love this skit.)

We’ve had 1st-factor authentication, but what about 2nd-factor?

I wonder if they’ll take Pepsi Points.

“Now I have an access point, ho ho ho!”

To be fair, the Mission Impossible game they made for the N64 is actually pretty good.

Just stay away from Superman 64.

Except for Goldeneye, of course.

It’s a frame from the show’s intro, when they give the episode number. They’re just running through the field for fun.

But a complete summary of that episode can be found here: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_1845

(Spoiler, it was brought to you by the letter B, the letter L, and the number 9) :)

Somewhere in Gitmo there’s a prison cell with just a bag of Lego pieces.

The Force will be with you, always.