Gandalf: 💬

Rolling fog and frame reduction, to distribute the power deficit.

“We made ten digit profits! Zero is a digit.”

“You mean I can just tell people I’m gay and I won’t be committed or imprisoned??”

The Kinect is impressive for how high tech it is.

The Wiimote and sensor bar is impressive for how low tech it is.

PlayStation Move existed.

“Is this the return to Oz?”

That car is being held together by the ice.

Don’t ever say “16 o’clock” ever again.

They were both deceived, for there was another beer. And another, and another, and another…

“My homework folder!”

“I came here to lose hair and win cases. And I’m all out of hair.”

Ever walked past someone and started choking?

You basically want to move to Japan, or South Korea, or Germany, of any of the countries with a competent public transit system.

Dog: “Clair, did you pick up those biscuits I like?”

“But, Doug, that’s one of the best ones. Don’t knock it 'till you try it.”

They’re not trying to hire talent. They’re trying to hire people who will do whatever you tell them to do.

As a Dance Dance Revolution veteran, this meme warms my heart.

listens to a bunch of Dancemania CDs

That isn’t my experience. Bought two, one six years ago, one three years ago, both still work perfectly. Sold one of them recently for half what I paid for it.

First I’ve heard of Miele. I’ll look into it, but the reason why I got Dysons in the first place was constantly hearing others rave about them.