FOX: “Roll some B-footage of Trump at Mar-a-lago last year.”

What food group is that fork suppose to belong to?

After raising a barn, Brother Lazarus raised the roof.

Schrödinger did not have a backup cat.

Looks like it found you.

Do I have to answer right away?

Me: This is a seed.

Them: “No, fuck you.”

Me: This continues to be a seed.

“Okay, gang, we gotta make sure we get ALL of them this time. If you leave even one it’ll just make more.”

Well… beneath North America is a massive super volcano, so…

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box: Hehe

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box without any holes: Not hehe

His penis will show us the meaning of haste.

This summer - GIT OUT

Only just now?

Took me a moment.

Or extremely angry, it’s difficult to tell.