Ironically, the mirror is the one most likely to be misrepresenting your image. In addition to being a flipped image of what you look like, anything but the most perfectly flat piece of glass is slightly distorting your proportions. And some mirrors are built to intentionally distort your appearance to make you appear more flattering to yourself.

Listening to Christmas music well into January is normal and everyone does it… right? gulp Right, guys?

Even Lockheed Martin looks down on Boeing.

Pirate geocaching: A piece of cloth with a red X on it.

Lol that movie is not legal advice.

Not what I meant.

You were going on about carefully convincing other people to vote not guilty and all I could think about was the process of persuasion that slowly flipped the jury in that movie.

Everyone needed something different for them to consider, then actually believe, that the defendant might be innocent.

Everyone reading this, watch the movie 12 Angry Men and take copious notes.

Unless you’re that store’s manager, you should be more upset that people who are hungry aren’t being fed to the point they resort to theft.

Actually, you should be more upset by that either way. I understand not wanting to support theft of food just to eat but something is wrong when you condemn it.

Maybe so. But if there’s any possibility it’s a genuine need, don’t ruin a baby’s chance to get fed.

If you see anyone of any age stealing food, no you didn’t.

The Wiimote broke my TV. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

That explains why I’m missing some dishes and utensils.

People who love are few and far between, but I am doing better now than I was. Thank you.

Yes.

Or like my parents, before I stopped attending altogether, “Our ‘lost’ son is going to be there, we need to pray for his soul.”

A few times, I dreamed that I could breathe underwater and I would float and let it lull me to sleep inside my dream. Then I would wake up and actually be upset that it wasn’t real.

Therapists: “Don’t burn the candle at both ends.”

Me, a Chinese-made festival sparkler

He has come back to us at the turn of the tide.

Unionized Clown Posse

Spoiler: I’m a clown at a carnival and after almost quitting, all the employees unionized and now my pay is double what it used to be.

I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

Japan is slowly burying all their overhead lines into the sidewalks. A lot of urban streets look so much nicer now than they did 10 years ago.

It’s probably no worse in an earthquake than the water mains, which would inherently be a lot more rigid than cables with intentional slack built into every segment.