“Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

Triple digits, you magnificent bastard.

Then you’re admitted to the ER and now you have a bunch of friends all paying attention to you.

That DVD is a collection of very poorly aged, jingoistic propaganda pieces about American history.

Probably the worst thing about The Peanuts at this point.

That’ll teach her. :/

“Shutting down… attempting to shut down…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4D2wyHHWoo

“WE HAVE A BREACH!”

He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.

Welcome to Giliad. Blessed be the fruit, motherfuckers.

“I lived, bitch.”

How often do you get an xray?

flashback to Alt 90 in Houston with a 65 MPH speed limit but if you aren’t going 85, you’ll cause an accident

Now do Trump.

adds you to the existing call

My coffee maker isn’t listed, this is bullshit.

Click Other and it lets you write a custom reason. Kinda klugy, but that way you can specify which rule is being broken.