git commit -m "directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t"

Psst,

git add -p

i already learned how to use my operating system, now you’re telling me I have to learn 30 new libraries that do the exact same shit?

let me paint you a different picture

i’m the one shoving you into a locker.

the likelihood of u blowing off op’s head is as high as the likelihood of anyone here blowing up an oil pipeline

Dude if you’ve ever struggled getting your pants legs onto your legs this past month I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from you about some intern uploading DCIM_2938484.jpg instead of DCIM_2938483 as a pic for a post on a goddamn microblog site