alaphic

I didn’t even know this dude was still around, let alone any sort of relevant

I feel so seen rn

Yeah, right, like UPS would be here this quickly (ba dum tss)

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

Burma shave trade

How else am I supposed to get these bees outta my teeth then, oh ye who is so wise in the ways of science?

Sometimes, it really do be like that tho

Mea culpa on the unintentional gender swap, but yes, it absolutely was intended as a compliment

U fucking absolute madlad

Shots fired