I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers were off by an order of magnitude. 1500 units with on average 2 people works out to 3000. Looking at the pictures, that feels like a more realistic number.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Llullaillaco

He’ll be sorry cop alright…

You got to offset your offsets, man! 7:00, 7:06, 7:12, 7:18, 7:24.

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

That’s just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.

Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.

Is… is Jesus balding?

He fell down