I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.

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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • Because it would reflect poor on her, too. It’s like when people don’t report being victims of sexual assault, because they know people will look at them differently forever, doesn’t even have to be that extreme, just imagine being a normal family in a normal neighborhood where everybody knows everyone for decades, and then you find out your husband has a fling with a younger woman. It’s just embarrassing, you know?

    You and me and all of us lie all the time about way less embarrassing things, because we don’t want to be seen a certain way, as victims, as having been duped or gullible or even the butt of a joke.

    Imagine on that level, where you are married to one of the richest men in the world, and your rollerdex contains thousands of names to some of the most powerful people on the planet, and you “go to the press with it”.

    It would change your life forever, the scandal would stain every aspect of your life F O R E V E R.






  • Look, I don’t know where you live, your standards, or your money situation, so it’s a tricky ask. For me I drink the cheapest shit because I drink a lot of it, but I recently went to Laos, and they had a beer, like basically the only beer they have, called Beerlao, which is partly made with rice, and it’s fucking FANTASTIC.

    If you can find that shit on the shelves, try it out. Though tariffs just hit Laos exports with 50% so, my advice stands- buy the cheapest shit possible and drink a lot of it because what is about to unfold in the world will require you to be drunk or dead to endure it.




  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShould get a discount or something
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    2 months ago

    Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

    "You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you’re paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don’t get it. Like I walk in there,

    - Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

    The guy behind the counter’s like,

    - All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

    - And mayonnaise.

    - Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

    - Really? Why don’t you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

    (Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don’t have to explain myself to you.)


  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShould get a discount or something
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    2 months ago

    The point is that we are being asked as paying customers to perform work which previously employed people to do it for us, strictly out of a profit motive for the store.

    They are destroying jobs by shifting the workload onto the customer, so that some chain cunt can marginally increase their already immense wealth while fucking over the workers and the customers.




  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldRAM
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    3 months ago

    Well sure, but did you also run a hundred unterminable processes that analyzed your behavioral patterns in real time and fed that information into a surveillance pipeline directly hooked into Microsoft data centers?

    Because if not, then what are you even doing with your life?