Who ever made that deserves a medal.

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.

I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.

As much as I’m still skeptical about “AI taking all of our jobs” anytime soon, interactions like these still blow my mind…

I can recommend the “Behind the Bastards” (podcast) episode on Steve Jobs.
What a weird… weird man.

Love the Cave Johnson quote in the readme that just preempts any of those pesky “why” questions.

There’s some joke about pointers here that I’m not C++ savvy enough to make.
I’ll let you workshop it.

Oh god, please, no! Everything but that!

You know, I always thought this “gay agenda” thing was ridiculous. They only want equal rights and “be left alone” essentially, right?
But seeing this, they actually seem to successfully infiltrate the conservative mind… so maybe there is something to it? O_o

Yeah, I used to use filezilla and I’m not that old… Right? …Right?

I was asking myself the same thing. This is a pathetic state of affairs… The only thing missing is that the google banner would now also acknowledge the Bing box and tell you specifically “don’t listen to the other popup!”.

Yes, if you reorder only the text and not the whole bubble it’s also correct. =)

In case you are serious: It’s probably not.
When you’re not careful with parallel processing / multithreading, you can run into something called a “race condition”, where results of parallel computations end up in the wrong order because some were finished faster than others.
The joke here is that whoever “programmed” this commic is bad at parallel progmming and got the bubbles in the wrong order because of that.
The image makes perfect sense if you read it in the order 3, 1, 2.

You sound miserable. I hope you can find happiness, too.

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet… That’s what they’re for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don’t know either…
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

Hey, random ass dude here. Thanks for valuing my time. <3

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It’s exactly one of those tools where I was like “this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don’t even know what for…” and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire…
Gumbies isn’t real… Right?

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!