A little nondeterminism during compilation is fun!

So is drinking bleach, or so I’ve heard.

I fucking hate this, thanks OP

i want to boil people like this alive

in minecraft of course

reason number 1:

we’re stuck. he l p

ah yes, as we all know statistically these people tend to have a very sane opinion of women

oh no somebody stop please him

Just give me interfaces and composition tbh

Bait used to be believable 🚬

mf conveniently forgetting about incremental compilation

this is only scratching the surface of the turd iceberg, but here: https://qntm.org/clean

I wish people stopped praising a book that has been repeatedly debunked as dogmatic, outdated, nonsensical garbage.

No, do not bother with Clean Code. Been there thinking it was some bastion of truth that just went over my head. It’s not. Fuck uncle bob.

Based on the fact that almost[*] every single Java shop I’ve been in used Spring, I’d say yes.

[*]: aside from one which used bare tomcat with a bespoke, thousands line long, bug ridden router for a core service. i guess they didn’t know about spring because every java service since then uses it.

Never ask

• a man his salary

• a woman her age

• a corporation which thirld-world countries’ empoverished population they exploit for cheap labor to make their “AI” economically viable

blood, sweat, spit and sometimes a bunch of formal grammar

oooo here’s my latest one about… uhh, let’s say offensive security against crawlers.

my home is built using Leptos, i write my posts in Org and then convert them to HTML with orgize at compile time. i should write a post about that because i’m pretty proud of how it turned out <3

as for infra i have all my stuff on a vps from a local provider. i mostly do docker containers behind Caddy which i LOVE because it makes everything so simple, including certificate management and automatic renewal.

fuck ESR

all my homies hate ESR

lol. lmao

buying drugs and scamming people

oh, and throwing gasoline at an already burning planet

third panel: end up doing it anyway because it’s fun