Unfortunately she’s hollow, like a shitty chocolate easter bunny.

You were too nice to minorities. Hate harder next time so the bigots will like us.

Part of a standardized curriculum

Yep, I fantasize about baiting a physical fight with my husband’s abusive piece of shit father if I ever meet him. I’d lose, but hopefully get the fucker thrown in jail in the process.

Same 😭

Inverse chainmail bikini

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

They said 90%, your mom was just part of the lucky 10%!

At least 5

City vacations: restaurant hunting

Nature vacations: grueling 6am deathmarch #87

Beach vacations: binge drinking and washing sand out of things

Theses is the plural of thesis. Kinda looks stupid out of context but there you go.

I assumed sleep apnea. CPAP users of today are the past’s “dang he died mysteriously in his sleep, oh well!”

Wow you’re a slow reader LOL

I’ll take that as admission that you’re too unintelligent to read.

I stopped reading your comment when I saw you still hadn’t read the article.

I’ll read your comment when you read the article. Challenge level: impossible.

Why would I bother to read your comment when I know it’s wrong?

Skimmed your comment and it’s wrong. Let me know if you ever decide to read the article instead of arguing against an imagined opponent.