We can go back to regular music in these long, cold, and dark days. Yay?

This applies to shorts that start with “this is crazy” and “this is insane”.

Some people don’t want butterflies to die just to butter their pans…

Imagine doing a 3-years crusade only to be burned like that when you finally get there.

😾

Contacting with people during the flu season? No!

No. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

Look at him. He’s just learned that files can be deleted without going info the recycle bin, and he already wants to be treated as equal. Ha!

But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you’ll match with one.

That’s just day 1.

Eyes can’t measure distance. You can only make rough estimations.

Only in cyberpunk literature.

Do European cars come with distance measuring equipment??

I feel this is more truthful about Hollywood movies. When you watch a documentary, it’s often: “he was a family guy”, “nobody thought he could do this”, “he was so charming”, etc.

What UI? Both browsers render one line with tabs and the address bar below. They’re almost identical.

cunk on the world

Cunk on Earth, perhaps?

Adorable.