Reminds me of those 90s ads about hackers making your pc explode.

Musk gonna roll up in a wheelchair, “the attempt on my life has left me ketamine addicted and all knowing and powerful.”

You only need money now. A propaganda apparatus, preferably social media, and being a billionaire also helps. Keep up.

I always explained that precum lubed the tubes and if there’s sperms in those tubes… it’s coming out.

I thought it was satire at first and thought, how long before they start going after stereotypes? Then I saw it was just that one person and thought damn someone misconfigured their backups and lost their job.

Lol, the family is gonna be fine.

Grandma was a constant ball buster and, as my aunts and uncles weighed her prep carefully, said “why? You’re still gonna mess up the cooking. Stick to baking.”

I recently had this conversation with my sister who’s been a huge swiftie for years. Her reaction:

Its a trolley problem and we all just collectively agreed to the answer.

Sometimes all traffic is speeding along, as in 5-10mph over the speed limit, and it looks like pack racing. I keep thinking, all it takes is one distracted driver and it’s a 30 car pile up.

Me going through this thread

Some where, there’s a guy in a basement getting a handshake and plaque.

Israeli military states hamas submarines where using the trawler’s wake to pass through the blockade. After repeated calls for the trawler to stop, hamas submarines fired torpedos and hit the trawler. Due to the proximity of the submarines to the trawler, the submarines where also destroyed. One of the errant hamas torpedoes hit a hospital in northern Gaza. There were no survivors.

Depending on how hot. Only for a bit as the nerves are destroyed. The body part near the lava that didnt get completely destroyed? Absolutely excruciating.

Had a friend that had a single shot, it was basically a tube with plastic stock. I shot it once. It left a bruise. Any big cartridge I’ve shot since has been from a heavy gun.

Is she so petty to DM shit posts about her?

Worth

Good, don’t forget about Estonia and Latvia you fuck.

Huh, I thought a space instead of a coma or period was the standard. Ex: 1 000 000

You would think all those generations would have bred the suicidal tendencies out of toddlers. Instead we got easily fooled eyes and hackable dopamine drip.

I woke up to pee at 2am 2 days ago and my body decided that is the new wake up time ever since. Literally was up for 4 minutes and went back to sleep. Now it’s like Patrick, OH BOY 2am!