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It’s supposed to be a meme, but it’s solid advice for any appliance. They used to have lifetime guarantees. Now they upload AI garbage and lock features behind paywalls. Then, they’ll randomly break down one week after the one year warranty.

I guess Delta thinks their employees are complete fucking morons.

To think that was once the face of the man that was able to blow a American President. Now he’s just droopy McShithispants that can even rape a child with his tiny penis.

Whataboutism, and possibly propaganda. They are both horrible and should not exist. Moral superiority doesn’t matter if people are being systematically murdered.

Sure. You can murder your wife and molest little girls, but oh no, don’t let New York elect a major that legitimately wants to help people.

Also, no. Don’t do it. Please stop. Nooooo.

I’m on-board with everything else, but is not farting all the time just basic manners?

I know there’s a meme here, but as a Canadian, I’m sorry about that traitorous asshat.

Umm, it should work and there should be legislation to prevent planned obsolescence.

Odd, I kinda feel the same way about Brian Kilmeades.

ELI5? What’s going on here? Also, the substack author is Mike Judge?

I never knew strokes were so similar to signs of intellectual disability.

Nah, just a fan

Nah, that’s just how the pee-pee tape girls describe it.

Ow wee… Your opinion isn’t going to be well received. He’s clearly making the white house tacky and gross like he’s tacky and gross. It’s going to take so long to get his skid marks and farts out of the white house. So much industrial cleaner. Just like the US is going to need some industrial cleaner to get rid of the fascists.

It looks tacky and shitty. Like something a child rapist with no taste would like.

Release the Epstein files

Toronto in 1990 was approximately the same map.

Actual Elon.