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Please allow me to nerd out here briefly, I really love religions. Like you know how some guys are really into like Warhammer or cars or woodworking? That’s me with religions.

Catholics are easily the most hilarious. I cannot believe how many people subscribe to Catholicism, the whole thing feels like parody. This just made it even SILLIER. I’m going to be laughing at the idea of the Catholic God hitting the Heavenly Links and sending me to voicemail until after Christmas. I think it’ll be a big hit at the dinner table with the Catholic side of the family and the heathen side alike.

I never understood intercession, it sounds like God is too busy to return my calls so instead I leave a message with his receptionist?

Price of weed at least has dropped like a fucking rock over the last 20 years

Lore accurate Jonestown reference? NICE

ProudFOOTS!

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“Neighbor” is the best alternative, makes the rest of the track feel wholesome

Yeah but you probably had a couple extra batteries on hand

John Deere CEO, John C May, took $23 million in bonuses this year.

He also laid off almost a thousand guys just in my town alone.

Can we eat the rich yet?

Hey you’re right, I tried it with rm because I’m a maniac.

Well if you put it in like that it would give an error. But if you used the right slash you can kiss your home folder goodbye probably. Maybe rm ./~ would work

Imagine seeing this and thinking, “wow I should put this over my entire rear window. What a great idea.”

I choose to believe that the dad is smoking a phat blunt

DMT, PCP isn’t really my thing

I used to think that, and then I smoked some space dust and now I’m not sure anymore.

I’ve spent my whole life thinking it was Reel Big Fish 🙃

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

Now, I don’t know what you believe

But I do know there’s no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

Great so you’re going to feed my kids and pay my mortgage then? What a tone deaf, braindead, out of touch response.

I’m a union auto worker and let me tell you, I’m more scared of automation taking my job with no social safety net than I am of industrial accidents.

It’s people!