In which timeline are you? Harambe alive or Harambe dead?

A great mystery. Guess we should Putin some thought to that.

Meh, I don’t think it’s such a big deal to mumble something and slightly point to the seat you want to take. Never saw them not take the coat/bag/whatever off.

Reminds me of the time I created the Triple Whopper for all of Germany. The Burger King in the Cologne Main Station had a “Your Way” section where you could make them assemble a Whopper exactly how you want it Subway style.

One day I encountered an especially enthusiastic cook and asked her for three patties instead of the maximum of two they had on the menu. She obliged me and also put on a ton of salad and onions and lots of love. I’ve never had a better Whopper in my life.

Anyways, she didn’t know what to charge me so she just pulled a number out of her arse and let me pay that. A few months later the Triple Whopper appeared on the menu at a much higher price point than what I paid. I like to think that it’s my fault.

And pirates win again!

When Gothic 3 was released I had taken a two week vacation and bought a new computer to play it. I would stay up ever later each day. Eventually playing into the morning, then playing into midday. And by the time my vacation was over I was back into my normal rythm for work.

I got our engagement rings from a gumball machine. And I didn’t even pay for those myself because I didn’t have the necessary 20 Cent coins. A passerby gave me three and didn’t accept a Euro in return.

Probably too much salt.

Yeah, the local feed is where it’s at. No need for subscriptions when the server is small enough.

You cannot follow users with Lemmy. Only communities.

And people say Linux lets the user shoot himself.

Brilliant!

And when there are 0 cops, 0 crimes will be recorded. Brilliant!

And then a baby on a tricycle drives by casually.

If I had a nickel for every time I had to change my ssh key algorithm I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t much but it’s concerning that it happened twice.

417 Expectation Failed: Describes my life too well.

507 Insufficient Storage Is the reason.

Ah, I see. Wasn’t there a scheduled maintenance on feddit.org? Maybe federation hasn’t caught up yet. I think it can take a while, especially on large instances.

You probably have read posts hidden. Check in the web frontend of your instance.

You mean like tubgirl?

@bleistift2@feddit.org is that you?