Is he in prison

Did you hawk tua on that thang?

Can I borrow a dollar

Mistuh beeast is liteweally my faworite person in the whol whorld

Sparky can get it

I heard the number 43 is code for marijuanas

Answer the question violence yes

Leave Jesus out of this. He’s busy cleaning my pool

Life hack, you are absurdly drunk at 3am asking for French toast and Cheerios. Me 1, Hotel 0

U guys have vodka?!

You are just going to wait indoors 🤣 🤣🤣🤣 which one of the three little pigs are you?

What’s a gun license?

I used to suck dick for blockcain…still do… but I used to too

Damn homie, looks like you need a grinder

I pray to you Jeebus, Buddha, Allah, Satan, Giant sketti monster…PLZ HALP. I mean your own as in the Republican party’s president… sorry for the funky wording teddy brosavelt

Ok ok ok…the porn is going too far and we all know that you all will be the ones suffering…so you need to work on your blatant lies… Your own president paid to sleep with a porn star for heaven’s sake

Then I drive another 3 miles to taco bell then I drive 20 miles to save 3 cents per gallon on $50 worth of gas, then I do workout victory burnouts in the parking lot. I DO IT BIG NINJA

Onnnneee is the loneliest number that there ever was

It’s the last thing you will see before I hug you into oblivion