[sardonic retort]

…only if it comes from plant boobs…
(I think you’re stuck being a good person)

Gotcha - I don’t know any of Musk’s offspring by sight (or even name; just that some of them maybe look like a cat walked across a keyboard?)

I knew he had a trans daughter that hates him but didn’t know this was her.

Isn’t that a cliche of all arranged marriages?

…aaaand the environment

Don’t forget Jason’s been hiding out in the months of the year too:
JFMAMJJASOND

It’s just an External Combustion Engine

I can’t believe they got the “123” right…

…I think it’s the only thing, though.

…on an ancient beige-assed Mac

Yeah - Windows Terminal isn’t supported on XP

i’m reppin ex cedrin

ad vilnausium

How is it even a discussion?

“…waving a gun around!?…”

Fools!
…limiting themselves to Euclidean geometry…

My “low flow” toilet is enough to give Jonah flop-sweats…

From the US, this comment feels three decades behind the times…

If you’re in a position where you’re regularly eating frozen pizza, make a Presto Pizzazz Pizza Oven a part of your life.

Yes - it looks like a gimmick
No - it is not.

This is what goes through my head every time I see it 😂

I’ve decided it’s a feature; not a bug…

(Computer Based Training if you’re asking seriously, though)

Your HR’s CBT must be waaaay more complicated than ours if you need AI to help answer the questions 😂

“Your line manager tells you to ‘Grab them by the pussy; when you’re a manager they just let you do it’. Has this crossed the line into sexual harassment?”

⚪️ No. this is acceptable behavior
🔘 Yes. You should report this to HR
⚪️ You’re required to follow your line managers orders or risk dismissal for insubordination
⚪️ Sometimes it’s good to relax and joke around in the office.

Choosing what you say or share is censorship?!

😂🤣😭

Looks like you’re helping your dad spread his message here; not mildly infuriated by it…